Posted by
SquiddyPopPerkyJean on Saturday, November 03, 2007 1:48:27 PM
1. How many of you have ever been offered a "FREE" SAMPLE, only to be told you must pay $5-10 bucks shipping and handling? Doesn't sound very free to me. I was solicited by someone selling a miraculous weight loss product that makes you lose, like, 50 pounds in one week! "And we believe in our product so much that we will send you a five-day sample FOR FREE!" Just give us your credit card number so we can charge you $12.95 shipping and handling.
Since I've been nursing off my baby weight anyhow, and it seemed like one of those too-good-to-be-true tales, I said, "No, I don't want to pay 13 bucks for something 'free.' Good luck scamming other people!"
2. Okay, I've got to show off a couple of Halloween pictures of my boys. Their daddy happens to be a KISS fan.
What costumes did you see most often this year? I saw a ton of NASCAR racers and various Star Wars characters (ones I didn't recodgnize). Then there's always the one joker boy dressed like a girl.
3. How many Americans will vote for Obama because he can sort of dance? Or are those voters too dumb to find the voting locations to begin with? Didn't Clinton get a lot of votes after going on MTV and discussing the color of his underwear?
4. Speaking of underwear, ENOUGH of the Mormon underwear jokes already!!!!!
5. And if dancing were indicative of someone's ability to run the country, wouldn't we all vote for Christopher Walken?