Posted by
SquiddyPopPerkyJean on Wednesday, April 02, 2008 11:31:36 AM
I am SO burned out politically lately, what with my health and trying to just get through each day keeping my energetic boys safe and clean and behaved. But today's Patriot Post (http://patriotpost.us/) had some great quotes, which I will steal and place here. I'll at least give credit appropriately, though.
“Let me tell you something, when it comes to finishing a fight, Rocky and I have a lot in common. I never quit. I never give up.” —Hillary Clinton **“Now if I remember the movie correctly, doesn’t Rocky get the crap beat out him and then loses to the black guy?” —Jay Leno
“I think that [global-warming deniers] are in such a tiny, tiny minority now with their point of view, they’re almost like the ones who still believe that the moon landing was staged in a movie lot in Arizona and those who believe the world is flat.” —Al Gore, self-proclaimed “P.R. agent for the planet”
“The ideology of the Left is based upon identity, not ideas, and was therefore bound to degenerate into political cannibalism, as feminists and racialists scurry for power.”—George Neumayr
David Letterman: From the “Top Ten Contest” on “Top Ten Dumb Guy Ways to Boost the Economy”: Rummage through rich folks’ trash to see if they’ve tossed any cash—Fresno, CA; Release that “Titanic” movie again—East Greenbush, NY; Each person collects $200 when they pass “Go”—Arcola, IL; Reduce America’s oil dependency by inventing nacho cheese-powered car—Orlando, FL; Two words: bake sale—Chatsworth, CA; Just turn the graphs upside down—Pound Ridge, NY; Give tax refunds in Cheetos (I’m not sure how that would help the economy, but boy am I hungry for some Cheetos)—Hoover, AL; Put Chuck Norris in charge of collecting money from deadbeat taxpayers—Meridien, CT
Jay Leno: Here’s kind of a philosophical question: If a sniper fires a gun in the woods and nobody’s around, does Hillary Clinton still hear it? ... Hey, have you heard Hillary Clinton’s new campaign slogan? “Incoming!” ... As you know, Hillary Clinton now blaming her embellishment of her Bosnia trip on lack of sleep. See, that’s the difference between Hillary and Bill right there. After a night of no sleep, Bill never had a problem coming up with a believable story. ... Actually, new revelations about Hillary’s trip to Bosnia. You know that whole thing? It turns out it was a misunderstanding. Now she says she went there looking to hire a sniper.... It looks like there’s a little more fudging of Hillary’s records. Remember when she said she was deeply involved in the Irish Peace Process? Turns out, she just saw “Lord of the Dance.” ... It’s getting nasty. Hillary and Barack really going at it. They’re insulting each other, trading barbs, attacking each other’s credibility. In fact, the only break they take from attacking each other is when they promise the American people, if elected, they can unite the country.
SO HAVE A GOOD DAY, LAUGH A LITTLE!