I just don't get the logic of certain leftist beliefs and assertions. I'm pretty sure that mental impairment is to blame, as well as misinformation being taught in our schools from pre-K to post-grad. Have you also fallen victim to this disorder? Find out below! (Answers will be given in a subsequent blog entry.)

QUIZ: Are You Politically Retarded?

1. A Neo-Nazi is:

a. Someone who voted for George Bush and believes that Muslim terrorists were responsible for the 9-11 attacks.

b. A Palestinian mother who straps explosives onto her child and sends them to explode in a crowd of Jews.

c. Anyone who thinks the world is better off without Saddam Hussein.

d. Any white Christian male, especially if he’s a Republican.

e. None of the above

2. A Bigot is:

a. Someone who believes only their own religion to be true and that all others are false.

b. Someone who makes the observation that a particular group of people is consistently doing some really bad, harmful things.

c. Anyone who thinks Ronald Reagan was one of the greatest U.S. presidents.

d. A Muslim cleric teaching that Jews are sub-human and that it is your Muslim duty to kill them.

e. Both a and d

3. A Racist is:

a. A person who thinks that blacks are so dumb, they need a lower set of standards to get into college.

b. Someone who thinks Mexicans are too stupid to learn English, so we’d better accommodate their need for all written materials to be in Spanish.

c. Any member of the Minutemen monitoring the Mexico/Arizona border in order to curb illegal entry into our country for national security as well as economic reasons.

d. None of the above

e. Both a and b

4. Many Dutch are fleeing to Australia, Canada and New Zealand these days because:

a. They are sick of all those dang tulips and cheeses.

b. The weed is better there.

c. Lots of third world immigrants are moving to Holland and well, they just smell funny!

d. Muslim presence and influence is growing to the point where it is no longer that safe for non-Muslims (i.e. Theo van Gogh) to go out in public.

e. Those countries still have a few prostitutes left who don’t have venereal diseases.

5. How many U.S. deaths attributed to anti-abortion terrorist acts have occurred since 1977?

a. 0

b. 7

c. 23

d. 155

e. 1,466

6. Since September 11, 2001, how many deadly terrorist acts have been carried out by Muslims across the globe?

a. 0

b. 18

c. Just under 3,000

d. 8,025

e. At least 13,000

7. Which of the following political leaders were advocates of strict gun control?

a. Adolf Hitler

b. Josef Stalin

c. Pol Pot

d. Ronald Reagan

e. A, B and C

8. Who said each of the following racially offensive statements?

a. Referring to Supreme Court judge Clarence Thomas: "A handkerchief-head, chicken-and-biscuit-eating Uncle Tom."

b. “The white man is our mortal enemy, and we cannot accept him. I will fight to see that vicious beast go down into the lake of fire prepared for him from the beginning, that he never rise again to give any innocent black man, woman or child the hell that he has delighted in pouring on us for 400 years."

c. “I say to Jewish America: Get ready...knuckle up, put your boots on, because we're ready and the war is going down... The real deal is this: Black youth do not want a relationship with the Jewish community or the mainstream white community or the foot shuffling, head-bowing, knee bobbing black community... All you Jews can go straight to hell.”

d. “White folks was in caves while we was building empires... We taught philosophy and astrology and mathematics before Socrates and them Greek homos ever got around to it.”

e. “The Zionist regime is a rotten, dried tree that will be eliminated by one storm.”

f. "Chicano and Chicana students of Aztlan must take upon themselves the responsibilities to promote Chicanismo within the community, politicizing our Raza (i.e. “race”) with an emphasis on indigenous consciousness to continue the struggle for the self-determination of the Chicano people for the purpose of liberating Aztlan (i.e. all non-Hispanics OUT).”

g. "We have an aging white America. They are not making babies. They are dying. The explosion is in our population... I love it. They are sh-tting in their pants with fear. I love it.... We have got to eliminate the gringo, and what I mean by that is if the worst comes to the worst, we have got to kill him."

9. How much money was awarded to Mexico by the U.S. after the treaty was signed at Guadalupe-Hidalgo, February 2, 1848, when Mexico was required to cede California and New Mexico to the United States and to recognize the Rio Grande as the southern and western boundary of Texas?

a. $15 million cash

b. $ 1 million cash

c. Nothing – why should we give them money when we won a war they started?

d. No money, just forty acres and a mule to each Mexican family who lost a loved one in the war